SAD TO HEAR: He Was ‘In Tears’ Over Tom Brady’s Roast

“Kansas City, you say your stadium is the loudest,” Brady began his remarks from the podium. “It helps when all your fans are 14-year-old girls.”

The joke referenced to a massive influx of Swifties into Chiefs Kingdom during the last year, coinciding with Travis’ connection with Taylor Swift.

Brady continued, “In honor of Tay Tay, let’s take a look at the Chiefs eras: Terrible for fifty years, but good for five. “Shake it off.”

Travis has been with the Chiefs since 2013 and has won three Super Bowl rings over the last five years.

On New Heights, Jason described Brady’s roast as “pure entertainment.”

“I’m really happy they did it, but I just do not get the roasts,” he stated. “I don’t understand why people do them.”

Jason said, “Maybe I take myself too seriously.”

The former Philadelphia Eagles player seems less ready to participate in his own roast, stating that he would only allow it if he could choose the roasters.

“I would pick people that I would have no problem getting into a fist fight with, like family members,” he laughed. “Like, dad, roast me, but I’m gonna beat the f**k outta dad when the cameras turn off.”

Naturally, he declined to include his wife of six years, Kylie Kelce.

“The only person I would not allow on stage is Kylie. “She has way too much,” he explained. “Every day, Kylie roasts me. I don’t need her to go onstage and do that.

Travis was open to a good old-fashioned roasting from some of his “favorite comedians,” including Andrew Santino, Dave Chappelle, Nikki Glaser, Jeff Ross, and Kevin Hart, who hosted Brady’s event.

“I would love Kevin to go up there and just f**king rip me in half,” Travis exclaimed.

Whether or whether that happens, Travis says there’s already a lot of venom floating around online.

“If you’re open to it, just go online,” he joked to Jason. “You can be f**king roasted.” Like, many of these jokes have previously been told. Just look at the comments; they’ll humble you.

Gisele Bündchen, Brady’s ex-wife, was unimpressed with the jokes at her expense.

According to a source, “Gisele was upset and hurt by some of the jokes about her, her relationship with [boyfriend] Joaquim [Valente], and her marriage to Tom during his roast.” According to the source, “Her primary concern is always her children and family, and she wishes to protect them.” She thought several of the jokes to be offensive and rude.

ET talked with Hart on the red carpet before his show, and the comedian admitted that he didn’t expect to remain on Brady’s close pals list for much longer.

“I’m being mean today,” the Jumanji actor joked. “I am not kind to Kevin today… I expect to end my relationship with Tom after today. I’ve already came in with that.”

The Lift actor stated that he and Brady have had a “good run,” but that he is committed to being the finest roast master possible.

“I don’t think he has a real idea of, you know, what the world of roasting is, so it’s going to get a little ugly, but it’s in fun!” he replied. “I believe the world needs this. The world needs to see some cross-the-line humor done tastefully, with people having a good time on both sides.”