‘WHAT?!’ Newsmax Host Melts Down Over Buffalo Bills’ Sponsorship of Gay Sports League, Says ‘I Need to Go Find My Own Country’

Newsmax host Rob Schmitt lost it on Wednesday night upon hearing of the existence of a gay flag football league sponsored by the Buffalo Bills of the NFL.

On Tuesday, the Bills issued a statement saying the franchise is “proud to support the National Gay Flag Football League (NGFFL) with a sponsorship to launch a chapter in Buffalo.”

Such sponsorships aren’t unusual – especially in June, which is Pride Month. Nevertheless, many right-wingers were very mad online about the announcement. During Wednesday’s Rob Schmitt Tonight, the host appeared equal parts incredulous and despondent during a segment called “News From the Left.

“And finally, when you thought you could escape all the Pride Month propaganda by watching football, apparently not,” said Schmitt, speaking at a time when the NFL regular season does not begin until Sept. 5. “The Buffalo Bills is the latest NFL franchise supporting a new National. Gay. Flag. Football League! What?!”

The host noted that other teams such as the New York Giants, New England Patriots, Seattle Seahawks, and Washington Commanders have also sponsored the flag football league.

“I, I, I, literally just asked the producers,” a flustered Schmitt continued. “I was like, ‘Are we sure that this isn’t some kind of fake story from the Babylon Bee?’ There is a National Gay Flag Football League now. Why? Why, is the question I ask so often in this country.”

Schmitt then lowered his head, rubbed his right eye, and stated, “I need to go find my own country.”