NBA 2010-11 Sam Cassell All-Stars: The All-Alien Team
The NBA season is fully underway and that means one thing. It’s time to present the 2010/11 NBA All-Alien Team, or as I like to call them for obvious reasons, the “Sam Cassell All-Stars”.
This team is made up of the strangest of the strange, the ugliest of the ugly, and the most bizarre looking individuals in the NBA. Did your favorite NBA alien make the cut?
Head Coach: Sam Cassell
Team: Wizards (Assistant)
Origin: Mars
You may have seen him in: E.T.
Sam is the leader of the squad and now coaches from the Washington Wizard sidelines. He is the king of the All-Alien franchise.
The man(?) is a legend, a true NBA alien. Let’s hope he doesn’t phone home in the immediate future and shares his wealth with aspiring Alien athletes everywhere.
Assistant Coach: Popeye Jones
Team: Nets (Assistant)
Origin: Unknown
When I saw Popeye on the Nets bench the other night during the Heat game, I was so excited. I could finally, after all these years, have him return to the NBA Alien circles.
This man was once Sam Cassel’s main rival for All-Alien MVP. It was like Magic and Bird. These two brought their ugly every night for 48 minutes.
Guard: Marquis Daniels
Guard: Marquis Daniels
Team: Celtics
Origin: Amsterdam (Look at those eyes)
Marquis, welcome to the Sam Cassell All-Stars! Although he may not be in the same league as these other guys, he has certainly made a great impression on the Alien NBA board of trustees.
He’s getting there.
Guard: Rajon Rondo
Team: Celtics
You may have seen him in: Space Jam
For the first time in All-Alien history, there is an entire Celtic back-court! Boston fans, be proud!
Rondo is just a bizarre looking individual in every way. His skill set also suits him as an extra-terrestrial.
His hands are the size of baseball mitts and his athleticism is from another planet. Rajon, we come in peace.
Forward: Sheldon Williams
Team: Nuggets
Origin: Shrek’s swamp
Another two-time Sam Cassell All-Star. He looks to have a real chance at dethroning Noah as MVP next summer. You might have caught him in Shrek.
I hate to say it, but a picture of Shelden looks like one of those altered pics from iPhoto. Only it’s not!
Parents, when Shelden comes to an NBA arena near you, please keep the children at home.
